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Petscope Petscope Horoscope for July     View June
How hot and steamy can July get? I guess it depends upon the planets. Expect your pet to be wooly so water liberally.

ARIES (Mar 21 - Apr 20)
Aries pets have no trouble making their opinions known, but may be barking up the wrong tree. On the bright side, they seem to be especially industrious now. Toss ‘em a thank you bone or catnip...

TAURUS (Apr 21 - May 21)
Taurus pets hoard their treasures for most of July. Learn to share. By the end of the month, they are friendly pals again. Everybody into the pool! Shake, shake, shake to dry off.

GEMINI (May 22 - Jun 21)
Personal charisma soars for all Gemini pets and they demand to be the center of attention. This may or may not be a good thing, depending on how you can train them to behave in front of strangers. How much do you like your shoes chewed?

CANCER (Jun 22 - Jul 23)
Cancer pets seem to possess great self confidence this July. Give them loads of love and let them show off their great personalities. Later in the month, they hunger for more and more food. Stock up on the goodies.

LEO (Jul 24 - Aug 23)
Leo pets are surrounded by friends for most of July. They travel in packs and while away the time. Social obligations build to a frenzy, so be careful to keep an eye on them so they don’t run astray.

VIRGO (Aug 24 - Sep 23)
Virgo pets can appear to others to be kind, warm, personable and gracious, even if they are not so inclined! They are hard at work this July on ... what I don’t know, but it seems important to them. How many bugs can you eat?

LIBRA (Sep 24 - Oct 23)
Libra pets have wanderlust this July. They are absolutely energized and raring to go. At the same time, they seem especially generous with their swags and toys. Thank you for the saliva encrusted squeeze toy.

SCORPIO (Oct 24 - Nov 22)
Scorpio pets are ... ahem... especially sexually active this month but you should be a little choosy with their partners. Too much fun will have its penalties, like a new litter of little ‘uns. Keep their fires of passion burning, but dish it out selectively, match by match.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov 23 - Dec 22)
Sagittarius pets direct their energies to you, you, you. Not a moment too soon; you were getting a little too miffed at their independence anyway. Relax a bit and let the good times roll.

CAPRICORN (Dec 23 - Jan 20)
Capricorn pets have the energy to tackle any and all tasks with supreme efficiency. Need something guarded? They are on the job. Need something eaten? Consider it done. Need someone to cuddle? Count them in.

AQUARIUS (Jan 21 - Feb 19)
Party animal! There is no stopping Aquarius pets this month as the energy compels them to perform, play or pounce with reckless abandon. They are having fun. How about you?

PISCES (Feb 20 - Mar 20)
Pisces pets enjoy hanging around the home and fully enjoying their surroundings. If you find them especially lazy, cut them some slack. This July is their down time; let them recharge their batteries and prowl around next month.

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