Poisonality
Plus, what the astrology books don’t tell you about each
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Horoscopes
- Sun Sign Forecasts, for May
View June If May starts out hot and heavy, blame Mercury, Venus, Mars, Jupiter and Uranus in energetic Aries. When is too much too too much? You may not know your limits this month. Maybe that is a good thing...?
ARIES
(Mar 21 - Apr 20) Nothing is quite like a Ram when they are fired up and raring to go, go, go. You have so much energy that you might as well package it and sell it to needy nations. Start new projects immediately and extend your outreach further than you have ever tried before. You are cooking on all four burners. Do I smell something burning? Is it rubber...?
TAURUS (Apr 21 - MAY 21) Your imagination runs wild! And it also seems to run in overdrive. What crazy ideas are swirling in your head this May? Maybe, just maybe, you are getting a little paranoid. Let things play out as they will and you may find that there is nothing to worry about. In fact, things might be almost peachy. Take a bite out of the competition this summer..
GEMINI (May 22 - Jun 21) How many friends can you amass this May? Maybe mass is not the point. Try to catch quality and not mere quantity in your social net, Twin. There are some folks out there who can provide you with glitter, glamour and extra cache. And there are some bad seeds who will tempt you with ill-fated activities and lead you astray. Ah, how to choose? How to choose?
CANCER (Jun 22 - Jul 23) It’s time to focus squarely on the job to see how far you can get on your abilities, efforts and political acumen. Crabs often toil in the background without cashing in on their talents and accomplishments. That day is past, pardner! It is time to show the big bosses who you are. Who knows? This could be the big pay off time. How much will it take?
LEO (Jul 24 - Aug 23) May is the perfect time to spread your wings and take off for parts unknown. Spend some time planning your big vacation and see how far you can go and how much you can experience in a short time. Lions with empty wallets can still expand their horizons by doing things that are out of the ordinary but closer to home. How about inviting some exotic friends over? VIRGO (Aug 24 - Sep 23) Use what you’ve got this May to meet, greet and sweep a few lovers off their feet. Virgos have ample charisma, lots of pep and a little more oomph in their step. Don’t waste this sexy opportunity to spread it around. Before you know it you will rule the roost and hatch a few boiled eggs. When in doubt, scramble them up into an omelette. The more the merrier!
LIBRA (Sep 24 - Oct 23) Relationships need your attention before the summer gets fully underway. Seek your perfect partner this May or make your current partnership more perfect. Libras can be very creative so put your best brain cells to work in your relationships. Are you giving all that you can give? Do you need to try a little harder? You know that will usually work!
SCORPIO (Oct 24 - Nov 22) Forget about trying to take some time off. May is the time to put your nose to the grindstone. Clean off your desk by tackling all long standing projects. This will give you breathing space to fully enjoy the summer months. It is also advisable to revamp your health regime with an eye towards toning and buffing. Swimsuit season is here Scorp, ready or not.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov 23 - Dec 22) Throw off your shackles and enjoy yourself this May. Archers are footloose and fancy free so make it a priority to find the most creative and fun-filled activities in town and take advantage of them. You might also want to try your luck at some games of chance. The odds are in your favor as long as your risk is not too big. Uh how big is big?
CAPRICORN (Dec 23 - Jan 20) If relatives beat a path to your door this May, blame it on the cosmos and decide if you will answer the doorbell. Some of them might be worth letting in. Caps will find that they spend more time at home now but life does not have to be dull. Plan some randy get togethers and become the go-to spot for a good time. Or maybe that is already your reputation...?
AQUARIUS (Jan 21 - Feb 19) Aquarians have a lot to say and this is the month to say it loud, and clear. Get your word out and about. Start a blog, write a column, stand on a street corner with a microphone. At some point someone will hear you and help you get to the next level. Is running for elected public office in your future? I don’t know. How much of a masochist are you?
PISCES (Feb 20 - Mar 20) Money may be the root of all eveil but this May it is a heavenly gift. Pisces now know how to earn it and burn it. Let yourself go and enjoy life a little more than usual. The challenge will be to find ways of spending and saving at the same time. Yes there is enough to do both. But if not, lean towards more saving so you have an umbrella for those expected rainy days.
