Poisonality
Plus, what the astrology books don’t tell you about each
sign
Horoscopes
- Sun Sign Forecasts, for September
View August September may leave us in the dust as Jupiter, Mercury, Neptune, Pluto and Uranus all retrograde. Scratch that itch but do it with a soft brush and not a hammer. Life changes and takes on twists and turns. Surprise is the only constant.
ARIES
(Mar 21 - Apr 20) As the summer winds down, Rams may be inclined to address their community outreach efforts. This is admirable but unnecessary. In fact you would do better to become more introspective and attend to highly personal, family projects. There is plenty of time to become the social bee with all the buzz later in the fall. Now become a bit of a drone.
TAURUS (Apr 21 - MAY 21) Friends become endless sources of surprise this September. Maybe you are up for a jolt from them or maybe not. Their well intentioned advice is not useful and could lead you into wasteful endeavors. However there is a lot to be said for taking life as it comes and enjoying mindless fun and festivities with pals. Keep it all light and frothy ... like all those mixed drinks.
GEMINI (May 22 - Jun 21) Professional aspirations should take a back seat now. Allow yourself some deserved time off where you can recharge and relax. But don’t travel far. See if you can get yourself involved in something artistic or healthy - something for the mind and the body. Twins have plenty of time to wrestle the corporate sharks later when fishing is back in season.
CANCER (Jun 22 - Jul 23) While you yearn to for any one to one connection, you might be better off opening yourself up to the multitudes and seeing what can happen. Life can take on a free and liberating glow as you interact with more interesting and diverse folks. Crabs who are ready to commit can cull all groups, clubs or circles to find the gems among the trash. Hmmm or is it just for the jewels?
LEO (Jul 24 - Aug 23) Lust, sex and intimacy can be energizing shocking and transforming but also a little too too much for you now. A quiet life might be your preferred cup of tea. Lions find that they prefer a night at home, alone with a good book, rather than hauling their booty all over town. Thankfully this dreary period shall soon pass... by the holidays. VIRGO (Aug 24 - Sep 23) Virgins like things in their place, tasks completed and a job well done. September however will find ways to throw unexpected barriers in your path. Don’t fight it. Let things on your desk pile up. Allow the fates to toss your best laid plans. Sometimes life needs a little oomph and surprise. Live for the now, splurge on a long desired object, talk to the birds.
LIBRA (Sep 24 - Oct 23) Rumblings in relationships shouldn’t deter you from doing what you need to do. September brings a ying yang energy to partnerships. Where does the “we” end and the “me” begin? If you find yourself going your own way, doing your own thing, chalk it up to the waywardness of the cosmos. Resolve to mend fences later in the fall as soon as you figure out what and who you want.
SCORPIO (Oct 24 - Nov 22) If you feel that you want to escape from your usual and comfortable surroundings then do so. Plan a lavish trip, get out of your own skin and experience some life shaping things. Scorps may find that they gravitate to the underside of life with things going on below the surface and behind the ethereal scenes. If so, let yourself be elevated and mellowed. Seance anyone?
SAGITTARIUS (Nov 23 - Dec 22) Archers never seem to know when enough is enough. September delivers you a reminder that your finances need some attention. But you seem to be undeterred by your diminishing revenue stream as you gulp every last drop. Happily, professional opportunities can abound, if you manage any effort at outreach. Any effort at all.....Oh well.
CAPRICORN (Dec 23 - Jan 20) Your glib remarks won’t get you what you want. And you may need to decide what you really want. Caps may be unfocused in their personal life but are actually very targeted in their professional life. So turn your attention to wherever you can get a leg up. Money and prestige can be intoxicating and alluring, even overcoming certain raw personality traits. Ahem.
AQUARIUS (Jan 21 - Feb 19) Aquarians make striking first impressions.... and folks may strike back! There is no need to try and boss the course this September. The social world may seem to push back with its own set of rules. A few lessons will be learned along the way. Use the time to explore the vast horizon and meet new, foreign and interesting strangers. The stranger the better!
PISCES (Feb 20 - Mar 20) September is the perfect month to solidify relationships and to really get to know a certain someone on an intimate level. Pisces who are searching the seas for a catch may just sang one. Others who are happily committed can make the union stronger. This may require that you defer some of your own personal projects but that is just the point. Right?
