Access: New Age note:
The following was passed on to us by our friend Esther Etherington at our provider, tSunami (ee@tsu.com). We think represents a healthy attitude towards a very emotionally charged subject. Whoever put this together has got the beast's number.


OK, we all know that 666 is the Number of the Beast. But did you know that:


  • $665.95 - Retail price of the Beast
  • $699.25 - Price of the Beast plus 5% sales tax
  • $769.95 - Price of the Beast with all accessories and replacement soul
  • $656.66 - Walmart price of the Beast
  • 6, uh... what was that number again? - Number of the Blonde Beast
  • 00666 - Zip code of the Beast
  • 1-900-666-0666 - Live Beasts! One-on-one pacts! Call Now! Only $6.66/minute.
    Over 18 only please
  • Route 666 - Highway of the Beast
  • 666 F - Oven temperature for roast Beast
  • 666k - Retirement plan of the Beast
  • 6.66 % - 5 year CD interest rate at First Beast National Bank, $666 minimum deposit
  • i66686 - CPU of the Beast
  • 666i - BMW of the Beast
  • DSM-666 - Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of the Beast
  • 668 - Next-door neighbor of the Beast

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